A girl fell of a 50-foot ladder and did not get hurt. How come?
The 50-foot ladder was laying on the ground horizontally
What gets tighter each time it is used?
What gets left behind whenever it is taken?
What do Henry the Eighth and Kermit the Frog have in common?
The same middle name.
It enters dry and comes out wet. The longer it’s in the stronger it gets. What is it?
A tea bag
Each day a boy rides an elevator to the fifth floor and then walks to the tenth floor. Why?
He is too small to press a higher button
I am like forwards but in reverse.
How can you pick up a piece of string – one hand holding each end- and than tie a knot in it without letting go of either end?
You cross your arms before you pick it up
What is special about the number 8.549.176.320?
It is the only number that contains all the digits in alphabetical order.
Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?
Whoever makes me, tells me not. Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Most people need it, some ask for it, some give it and nearly everyone ignores it? What am I talking about?