Riddles
As a whole, I am both safe and secure. Behead me, and I become a place of meeting. Behead me again, and I am the partner of ready. Restore me, and I become the domain of beasts.
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Stable
Of no use for one, yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing. The young man has to lie for it. The old man has to buy it. The baby’s right, the lover’s privilege, the hypocrite’s mask. To the young girl, faith. To the married woman, hope. To the old maid, charity. What am I?
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A kiss
I am slim and tall. Many find me desirable and appealing. They touch me and I give a false good feeling. Once I shine in splendor, but only once and then no more. For many, I am to die for.
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A cigarette
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
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The outside
Why didn’t the turkey finish his dessert?
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Because he was stuffed
What kind of key do you use on Thanksgiving?
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A tur-key
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
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Pilgrims
Why did they let the turkey join the Thanksgiving band?
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He brought his own drumsticks
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
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In the dictionary