Kevin was 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How?
Kevin was born in 1980, BCE
A deaf man needed to buy a saw to cut some wood. He went into a hardware store; how did he indicate to the storekeeper that he wanted to buy a saw?
He would just ask for a saw; he’s deaf, not mute.
The 22nd and 24th presidents of the United States had the same mother and father, but, were not brothers. How so?
They were both the same person (Grover Cleveland)
How can you physically stand behind your father while he is standing behind you?
If you stand back-to-back
Which word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?
First, think of the color of clouds. Next, think of the color of snow. Then, think of the color of a full moon. Now quickly answer the question: what do cows drink?
Water (not milk! Bingo, Bango, Ha-Ta-Ta!)
I always come down, but never go up.