Shadow dropped in to visit his friend Captain Frank and found him sleeping on his couch. There was fresh blood on the ceiling above his head, but nowhere else in the room. Shadow anxiously woke him to check his condition only to find that everything was fine. How could Captain Frank’s blood be on the ceiling but nowhere else?
Captain Frank had swatted a mosquito that had been feasting on him while he tried to sleep.
Shadow discovered Sandy laying on her side in a puddle of water and broken glass. When the doctor arrived he pronounced her dead. Since Sandy had no cuts on her body, how did she die?
Sandy is a goldfish whose fishbowl was knocked over.
(But why would the doctor come?)
Math Teacher: I have two apples in one hand, one in the other, and one on my lap, but it doesn’t keep the doctor away and cannot be safely eaten. What kind of apples do I have?
I call the trees my home, yet I never go outside. And if I ever fall off the tree, I will surely be dead.
What do you find at the end of the line?
The letter E
What do teens say when they have trouble with even numbers in their math class?
I can’t even
While a cat was outside, it started to downpour. The cat couldn’t find any shelter and got completely soaked by the rain, yet not a single hair was wet. How could this be?
It’s a hairless cat
I have no doors but I have keys. I have no rooms but I have a space. You can enter but you can never leave. What am I?