George lived with his Aunt Mabel, whose sanity he sometimes doubted. One day, Aunt Mabel was bragging about what an expert she had been at her former line of work. “I’ll just get my clippings and show you,” she said. George took one look at the clippings, then called the police. Why?
She was a barber and had saved people’s hair. You know — a man can just call the police on a woman and put her in a home!