I was walking home last night when I felt the urge to poop. I had to use a creepy old public bathroom. It was down at the end of a street full of abandoned houses – very spooky. I went into the bathroom, opened the door to the first stall and peeked inside. There was graffiti on the walls! On the right, it said “This bathroom is haunted,” and on the left it said “This writing will change.” Creepy, huh? I went into the stall, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. While I was pooping, I started thinking about the strange graffiti. Maybe I’m superstitious, but I just had to take another look. On my right it said “This bathroom is haunted,” and on my left it said “This writing will change.” So if the writing doesn’t change, that means the bathroom isn’t haunted, right?