Little Kevin was 4 years old and both his parents were dead. His guardian put him on a train to send him to a new home in the country. Kevin could neither read nor write, nor remember the address, so a large label on a string was secured around his neck, clearly indicating Kevin’s name and his destination. However, despite the best efforts of the railway staff, Kevin never arrived at his destination. Why?
Billy is a goat and he ate his label.