What animal has the biggest breasts?
Zebra (no, don’t tell anyone this, as shown by Erin’s reaction, that’s not how bra sizing works)
What 3-letter word turns boy into men and girls into women?
You wake up in a room with no windows or doors. In the room is a table and a mirror, how do you get out?
You look in the mirror; you see what you saw. You take the saw and cut the table in half. You put the table halves together to make a whole. Then you put the hole in the wall and you climb out.
If you rip a hole in me, there will be fewer holes than when you started. What am I?
A net (also anything made of mesh would be correct)
I get baked, but I don’t get high. I wear a jacket, but I’m not a guy. I get smashed, but I do not drink. I am white or orange, but never pink. What am I?
Comes with sunshine, leaves with night. Hides with darkness, does not bite. Always joined to its caster, never strays from its master.
I can be harmful and I can be mean. Computers sigh when I come up on screen. I can distract and annoy you all day, buzzing around in a bumbling way
You cheer and yell as we entertain, performing tunes in our domain. To slip me on you may need grease. Say my name or hold your peace.
This will help fix my lonely heart. I am meeting a man who is handsome and smart. We share some fruit. I am not alone. We eat the meat around the stone.
The guiding light for some in still fright.
With powers some can not explain.
A silver pendant on a chain.
Spun by who we eat from the palm of its hand.
For knowledge and power this pendulum demands.
Well worn with rubble and dense.
If it were to explode, we would all come to an end.
I am not art, but I am drawn. I protect you from the dawn.
I have no brain but I can speak.
Sometimes all I say is Beep.
I am made of tin but I am no man.
I will try to help you if I can.
I may break but I won’t die.
I am often heard after I.
(The fourth line is a reference to Isaac Asimov’s law of robotics, which says robots can not hurt humans and the last one is a reference to his book/movie I,Robot)