Why was a fictitious name added to an airplane’s passenger list?
In this true case, many vacationers who flew with a certain airline had their homes burglarized while they were away. The police added a false name (but real address) to the list and caught the burglar red-handed when he broke in. It turned out that his sister worked for the airline and passed the list of passenger addresses to her nefarious brother.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A man lives on the 66th floor of an apartment building. When he goes to work on sunny days, he takes the elevator all the way to the ground floor. When he comes home, he rides the elevator to the 36th floor, then takes the stairs up the rest of the way to his apartment. But on rainy days, he rides the elevator all the way up to the 66th floor. Why?
He’s extremely short, and has an umbrella on rainy days to press the higher button.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
The 22nd and 24th presidents of the United States had the same mother and father, but, were not brothers. How so?
They were both the same person (Grover Cleveland)
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