The Unofficial Companion to the Hey Riddle Riddle Podcast
226 riddles and counting
As Kevin boarded his flight to Israel, he noticed an old acquaintance at the back of the plane. He shouted a greeting to his friend by name, then knocked on the cockpit door to say hello to one of the pilots who was also a friend. Several minutes later, Kevin was arrested. Why?
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The friend was named Jack, so he said “Hi, Jack!”
A deaf man needed to buy a saw to cut some wood. He went into a hardware store; how did he indicate to the storekeeper that he wanted to buy a saw?
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He would just ask for a saw; he’s deaf, not mute.
I stink while living, but smell good when dead. What am I?
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A (cooked) pig.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
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Cause it had a bad day.
I pack a punch, but cannot fight. Poke me and I can delight.
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A “fruit punch” capri sun.
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