What did what plate say to the other plate when they picked up the check?
Dinner is on me.
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. A little while later, they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
She shot her husband with a camera and then developed the photo, thus holding “him” (his photo) underwater for five minutes.
What kind of key do you use on Thanksgiving?
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?
Shadow dropped in to visit his friend Captain Frank and found him sleeping on his couch. There was fresh blood on the ceiling above his head, but nowhere else in the room. Shadow anxiously woke him to check his condition only to find that everything was fine. How could Captain Frank’s blood be on the ceiling but nowhere else?
Captain Frank had swatted a mosquito that had been feasting on him while he tried to sleep.
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