Kevin and Kevin played chess. They played 7 games. Each won the same number of games, and there weren’t any draws or stalemates. How could this happen?
They weren’t playing each other.
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
R? No. A pirate’s true love is the C.
What is easy to spot but hard to find?
Talent. I would have also taken Waldo
A man is found dead on the sidewalk. He’s wearing a Mickey Mouse hat. His name has four letters. He usually speaks to his mom on Mondays and Sundays, but not on Tuesdays or Thursdays. His favorite color is blue. His least favorite color is orange. How did he die?
He fell out of a building.
[Adal’s Parody Riddles]
Until I’m measured, I’m not known, but you always notice when I have flown.
[from Tommy Maranges]
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