Riddles

As Kevin boarded his flight to Israel, he noticed an old acquaintance at the back of the plane. He shouted a greeting to his friend by name, then knocked on the cockpit door to say hello to one of the pilots who was also a friend. Several minutes later, Kevin was arrested. Why?

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The friend was named Jack, so he said “Hi, Jack!”

A deaf man needed to buy a saw to cut some wood. He went into a hardware store; how did he indicate to the storekeeper that he wanted to buy a saw?

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He would just ask for a saw; he’s deaf, not mute.

I stink while living, but smell good when dead. What am I?

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A (cooked) pig.

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

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Cause it had a bad day.

I pack a punch, but cannot fight. Poke me and I can delight.

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A “fruit punch” capri sun.

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