A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts, to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a citizen of the United States; how is this possible?
The child was born before the Revolutionary War.
A plane crashes directly on the border of the US and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?
Nowhere. You don’t bury survivers.
A man is writing a letter. The power goes out, and then he dies. Why did he die?
He’s in an airplane, which crashed after it lost power.
I always come down, but never go up.
Of no use for one, yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing. The young man has to lie for it. The old man has to buy it. The baby’s right, the lover’s privilege, the hypocrite’s mask. To the young girl, faith. To the married woman, hope. To the old maid, charity. What am I?
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