An electric train is heading 90mph south and the wind is blowing 100mph south. Which way is the smoke blowing?
It’s an electric train so there’s no smoke.
Rearrange the letters OOUSWTDNEJR to spell just one word.
Just one word
I have four legs, but cannot walk. I have a head, but cannot talk.
Of no use for one, yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing. The young man has to lie for it. The old man has to buy it. The baby’s right, the lover’s privilege, the hypocrite’s mask. To the young girl, faith. To the married woman, hope. To the old maid, charity. What am I?
A woman walked up to a man behind a counter and handed him a book. He looked at it and said, “That will be $4.” She paid the man and walked out without the book, but he didn’t call her back. Why?
It was a library and she was paying a late fee after returning a book.
©2020 Zanswin. All rights reserved. | Design from TEMPLATED.