#15 Bleh Riddle Riddle! a.k.a. RiddleWeen!

Warm Up Riddles


You’re in a room and there’s a ghost in the room, but you’re the only one in the room. How is this possible?

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You’re a ghost.

The man who makes it doesn’t need it. The man who buys it doesn’t want it. The man who gets it doesn’t know it. What is it?

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A coffin

What is dead, cold, hard, and surrounds a cemetery?

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A fence

Who is old, has a white beard, performs magic, but is forgotten on Halloween?

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Santa

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the ugliest lady of them all?

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This will be answered in the Halloween episode in 2019

Main Riddles


One day when I was six years old, my little sister wouldn’t stop crying. It annoyed me so much that I killed her and threw her body down the well. The next day when I peered down into the well her body had disappeared. When i was 12 I got into an argument with my best friend over something stupid. He made me so angry that I killed him and threw his body down the well. The next day when i checked the well, his body disappeared. When i was 18 years old, my significant other got pregnant. I didn’t want to be a father, so I killed her and threw her body down the well. The next day I looked in the well and her body had disappeared. When I was 24 I worked in an office and my boss was very mean to me. I couldn’t take it anymore so i killed him and threw his body down the well. The next day when I checked the well the body had disappeared. When I was 30 my mom got sick and was bedridden. I didn’t want to take care of her, so I killed her and threw her body down the well. The next day when I looked into the well, her body was still there. I checked the well every day after that but her body never disappeared.

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The mom would remove the bodies from the well and dispose of them because she loved her son so much.

A few minutes ago I was taking a shower and I heard a scream from the living room. I got out of the bath and ran out there naked. When I got there I saw a burglar standing over the dead bodies of my mom, my dad, and my little brother. When the burglar saw me he jumped out the window and ran off. I’m so scared, I don’t know what do! What’s wrong with this story?

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The guy killed his family and took a shower because he was covered in blood. The burglar was standing over the bodies, saw the guy, and ran out the window screaming.

I was walking home last night when I felt the urge to poop. I had to use a creepy old public bathroom. It was down at the end of a street full of abandoned houses – very spooky. I went into the bathroom, opened the door to the first stall and peeked inside. There was graffiti on the walls! On the right, it said “This bathroom is haunted,” and on the left it said “This writing will change.” Creepy, huh? I went into the stall, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. While I was pooping, I started thinking about the strange graffiti. Maybe I’m superstitious, but I just had to take another look. On my right it said “This bathroom is haunted,” and on my left it said “This writing will change.” So if the writing doesn’t change, that means the bathroom isn’t haunted, right?

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When he turns around and sits down, the writing should be switched but it’s the same.