Riddles

You see a letter that originated from Senselessness. What does it read?

Clue 1: The letter is not one that is posted

Clue 2: There are hidden instructions to follow

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The answer is E. If you read “Senselessness” like instructions, ie: “Sense” less “ness” and take the letters of “ness” away from the letters of “sense”, you are left with E.

He could not see. When his eyes were uncovered, he still could not see.

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Mr. Potato’s eyes are not for seeing

Susie observes the body. Her report is filed, but not with the police. Explain.

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Susie is an astronomer who discovers a new heavenly body through her telescope.

The hissing sound led to an investigation. The investigation led to the discovery of drowned parties. The investigator helped prevent future drowning and even greater loss. What happened?

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The hissing sound was a widening leak in a basement pipe. The drowned parties were bugs. The discovery of the leak saved the basement from being damaged by the flood.

Kevin had just received a promotion in his company. To celebrate, Kevin and his wife invited his boss, his boss’s wife, and a party of 70 in for dinner. A fire broke out during the party and no one escaped from the room. In the morning, firemen found the bodies of only 5 people in the ruins. How did this happen?

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There were never more than 5 people there – the man, his wife, his boss, his boss’s wife, and the party of 70, an elderly relative.

How do you scare a snowman?

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You get a hairdryer

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

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He was feeling crumby

Where does a snowman keep his money?

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In a snowbank

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His assets have been frozen

Who is a Christmas Tree’s favorite singer?

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Spruce Springsteen

A man is on a train that is full. He noticed a person with a missing finger. He walks up to the person and kills them. At the next stop, he is questioned by the police, but they let him go. Why?

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Once released from prison after serving his sentence, the man saw his wife who framed him by cutting off her own finger and leaving it at the crime scene. When the police questioned him he stated these facts, and they let him go because you cannot kill the same person twice (double jeopardy).

A man is found dead laying in a field next to a rock. The rock killed him but there’s no blood on the rock or around the body. Who is the man and how did the rock kill him?

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He’s superman and the rock is kryptonite.

During a Christening ceremony, the Godmother of the child suddenly tackled the priest who was conducting the ceremony, knocked him down, and rolled him over on the ground. Why?

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He caught on fire.