What can you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with?
A chair, a bed and a toothbrush
I have no brain but I can speak.
Sometimes all I say is Beep.
I am made of tin but I am no man.
I will try to help you if I can.
I may break but I won’t die.
I am often heard after I.
(The fourth line is a reference to Isaac Asimov’s law of robotics, which says robots can not hurt humans and the last one is a reference to his book/movie I,Robot)
I am not art, but I am drawn. I protect you from the dawn.
You cheer and yell as we entertain, performing tunes in our domain. To slip me on you may need grease. Say my name or hold your peace.
Make of me nothing and nothing fits me
Make of me something and something I’ll be
I can be harmful and I can be mean. Computers sigh when I come up on screen. I can distract and annoy you all day, buzzing around in a bumbling way
The guiding light for some in still fright.
With powers some can not explain.
A silver pendant on a chain.
Spun by who we eat from the palm of its hand.
For knowledge and power this pendulum demands.
Well worn with rubble and dense.
If it were to explode, we would all come to an end.
Here is a diddy for the did,
a song for that that comes in bits.
I speak no words but you can hear
my message still loud and clear.
I am found quite often on a ship
you may think I am just a blip.
I ham it up in modern times
if you have the call I have the signs.
I drive men mad
For love of me,
This will help fix my lonely heart. I am meeting a man who is handsome and smart. We share some fruit. I am not alone. We eat the meat around the stone.
How many peas are there in a pint?
One, the letter P