Riddles

Why is it that, in general, the hair on a man’s head goes grey before the hair in his mustache?

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The hair on a man’s head is older than the hair on his mustache.

A woman walked up to a man behind a counter and handed him a book. He looked at it and said, “That will be $4.” She paid the man and walked out without the book, but he didn’t call her back. Why?

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It was a library and she was paying a late fee after returning a book.

Little Kevin was 4 years old and both his parents were dead. His guardian put him on a train to send him to a new home in the country. Kevin could neither read nor write, nor remember the address, so a large label on a string was secured around his neck, clearly indicating Kevin’s name and his destination. However, despite the best efforts of the railway staff, Kevin never arrived at his destination. Why?

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Billy is a goat and he ate his label.

I am lighter than air, but a hundred people cannot lift me. Careful, I am fragile!

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A bubble

I am a seed with three letters in my name, take away the last two, and I still sound the same.

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Pea

I can be cracked, made, tolled, and played — what am I?

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A bell

What does Santa do in his garden?

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Hoe, Hoe, Hoe

What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?

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Claus-strophobic

Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?

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Because they always drop their needles

What do elves learn in school?

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The elf-abet

What does a snowman like to eat for breakfast?

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Frosted Flakes

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up into the sky?

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Looks like rain, dear!