Why is it that, in general, the hair on a man’s head goes grey before the hair in his mustache?
The hair on a man’s head is older than the hair on his mustache.
A woman walked up to a man behind a counter and handed him a book. He looked at it and said, “That will be $4.” She paid the man and walked out without the book, but he didn’t call her back. Why?
It was a library and she was paying a late fee after returning a book.
Little Kevin was 4 years old and both his parents were dead. His guardian put him on a train to send him to a new home in the country. Kevin could neither read nor write, nor remember the address, so a large label on a string was secured around his neck, clearly indicating Kevin’s name and his destination. However, despite the best efforts of the railway staff, Kevin never arrived at his destination. Why?
Billy is a goat and he ate his label.
I am lighter than air, but a hundred people cannot lift me. Careful, I am fragile!
I am a seed with three letters in my name, take away the last two, and I still sound the same.
I can be cracked, made, tolled, and played — what am I?
What does Santa do in his garden?
Hoe, Hoe, Hoe
What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?
Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
Because they always drop their needles
What do elves learn in school?
What does a snowman like to eat for breakfast?
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up into the sky?
Looks like rain, dear!