Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Cause it had a bad day.
A plane crashes directly on the border of the US and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?
Nowhere. You don’t bury survivers.
There are seven birds in a tree. A hunter shoots one bird down. How many birds are left in the tree?
None, because the rest of them got scared and flew away.
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on earth?
Still Mt. Everest, because it doesn’t matter; nothing matters.