Riddles

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

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Cause it had a bad day.

A plane crashes directly on the border of the US and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?

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Nowhere. You don’t bury survivers.

There are seven birds in a tree. A hunter shoots one bird down. How many birds are left in the tree?

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None, because the rest of them got scared and flew away.

Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on earth?

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Still Mt. Everest, because it doesn’t matter; nothing matters.